Stuff My Mom Said A Lot

• Remember! (meaning don't do anything you're not supposed to)
• You're cruisin' for a bruisin'
• Knock it off!
• Hob Dobbins
• If I make it, you have to eat it
• We're the only sane ones
• there's always room for one more
• Jesus, Mary & Joooowwseph
• who touched my curtains?
• I only want the best
• I love you
  
  

Stuff My Dad Said A Lot

• You make a better door than a window.
• When have to is your master you can do a lot of things.
• Pick up everything that doesn't grow.
• It's not cold, it's just a little cool.
• Now son... (even to the girls)
• Put one foot on the floor.
• Want some poultry seasoning on that?
• Lovely girl, married her twice, wouldn't do it again.
• You're my best girl. (to whichever daughter was in the room at the time)
• A man could drown in those eyes.
• If you name a baby Harold, I'll haunt you. That's an old man's name.
• This'll do.
• Want to go on an adventure?
• Your mother'll kill me if she finds out I let you... (but of course she already knew and didn't!)
• This is Mother's Goulash Number X (different number every time).
• You Snooze, You Lose!
• Smoke 'em if you've got 'em
• Jesus H. Christ
• What am I gonna do with you?
• What page are you on?

Life With Boys II

When is a smoke/CO alarm not real? When it is the toy metal detector!