Confessions of a Disorganized Perfectionist: Things Best Filed Under "You're Better Off Not Knowing"

Saturday, October 13, 2007

Things Best Filed Under "You're Better Off Not Knowing"

What are those little crusty things are on the sheets when you go to make the bed?
What is scrapple anyway?
Where did the giant millipede in the basement go?
What is that noise/smell/stain?

1 comment:

Perro Grande said...: the answers in order:

Millipede poop
Made from millipedes
Do you really want to know?
I don't know but I didn't do it; October 13, 2007 at 8:25 PM

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Eavesdropping

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