Words that Strike Fear in a Mom's Heart

• I think I have to throw up
  
• My shoes feel too tight
  
• I forgot I need 36 cupcakes for school tomorrow (said at bedtime)
  
• I didn't mean to break it (before you know what "it" is)
  
• He (pointing at brother) did it!
• Are bones supposed to poke out of your skin like this? (this hasn't actually happened but it's only a matter of time...)

and at this time of year:

• Santa, what I want most of all is (insert item you never heard about before and will have a hard time finding)