Ten Things You Don't Want to Find in the Washer or the Dryer

10. Tissues

9. Rocks

8. A Fork (?!)

7. Chewed up Starburst candies

6. Grass

5. Marbles

4. Eyeglasses (the kind from the dollar store, thank heavens)

3. Crayons

2. Realistic-looking toy snakes

1. Poop!

It's sooooo much nicer to find money. I would also like to point out that, other than tissues, I never carry any of these things in my pockets.