Stuff I Say A Lot

• We've got to leave in 10 minutes.
• We have to go.
• Get in the car.
• Come on! We're going to be late!
• I told Grandma we'd pick her up, she's waiting!
• Getinthecargetinthecargetinthecaralreadydammit!
• Did you pee before we got in the car?
• Go pee.
• You do too have to go, you're dancing all over!
• Put that down/Stop talking/Tell me in a minute and go pee.
• Do you have to pee? Are you sure?
• Well *I* have to go, so you may as well go too.
• Yes, you can use the men's room. But don't talk to anyone and come right back.
• You have to pee now? Here?
• You washed your hands, didn't you?
• What am I making for dinner?
• No, you cannot eat spaghetti again.
• Well, what are you going to eat?
• No, you cannot eat that.
• Spaghetti!? You're going to turn into spaghetti!
• You need to eat more than that.
• You ate all of that today?
• Oh no you don't. You've already eaten. Put that back.
• I hear my phone ringing. Do you know where it is?
• Daddy's at work.
• Daddy's upstairs.
• Daddy's asleep.
• Daddy's stopping at Grandma's on the way home.
• I bet nobody calls me when I'm not here, do they?
• 10 minute warning!
• Don't you dare tell me those shoes are too tight.
• You're fine. It doesn't hurt.
• Should we close the drain?
• We'll cross that bridge when we come to it.
• Look at Mommy! Smile!
• Keep doing what you're doing, pretend you don't see the camera.
• Have I got the camera?
• Dang, the camera battery is dead again.
• How come I'm never in any of these pictures?
• Yes, I did tell you that. About 10 times.
• I do not want to hear another word about (Halloween/Christmas/Your Birthday) until after (Back to School/Thanksgiving/New Years).
• Not today. But you could put it on your list for Santa.
• Well if you don't get it for Christmas, maybe you'll get it for your birthday.
• I'm just a little bit turned around
• I made a wrong turn
• I know where I am but not how to get where I should be
• Stop snorting and use words please.
• Remember the rules! No stitches until you're 10 and no broken bones til you're 15! (I keep upping the ages. So far it's working!)
• Why do I spend good money on pillows if you're just going to throw them at each other?
• Why are your sheets off the bed?
• There's no room for you in that bed with all those toys.
• This place is filthy!
• Do NOT spray that hose inside the windows!
• Go spray over there!
• If you get me wet, so help me...
• Come over here and spray the mud off my hands/feet/shoes.
• They arrest people who go outside without pants on.
• It's in the (bedroom/pantry/basement/closet/your room/etc)
• I don't know where your stuff is. I have my own junk to keep track of.
• Well where did you leave it?
• Where's your brother?
• Go play with your brother.
• Turn off that computer/DS now.
• You're going to have to hang up soon.
• You're silly!
• I'll call their mom and set it up.
• Of course I'll read that book to you.
• This book sounds really good, we should read this one.
• Yes I want to hear, tell me all about it!
• Super job! 2 Thumbs up!
• Who wants a smoothie on the way home?
• You can have a donut, either one.
• Who loves you?
• I love you!
• Daddy and Mommy and M./P. love you the best.
• Everybody loves you!