Thursday, October 29, 2009

Ten Things You Don't Want to Find in the Washer or the Dryer

10. Tissues
9. Rocks
8. A Fork (?!)
7. Chewed up Starburst candies
6. Grass
5. Marbles
4. Eyeglasses (the kind from the dollar store, thank heavens)
3. Crayons
2. Realistic-looking toy snakes
1. Poop!

It's sooooo much nicer to find money. I would also like to point out that, other than tissues, I never carry any of these things in my pockets.