Friday, December 18, 2015

Holiday Decorating Realities

#1: Start in one room, realize that as long as you're moving furniture, etc. you should deep clean. Tell yourself (again) that you will do this on a more regular basis. (sorry Mom!)

#2: Move all the crap from each room as you decorate. Pretty soon I will get to the other end of the house and all of this will have to be dealt with!

#3: It is a Universal Law that you will marry a person of the opposite Tree Light Color Persuasion.

#4: It is also a Universal Law that you will marry someone of the opposite Tree Light Application Method persuasion. See also: To Tinsel or Not?  Also: Angel or Star?

 #5: You (again) remember that you should have gotten the amaryllis bulbs and planted them in your decorative holiday pots around Halloween. As it stands now (and forever it seems) when Christmas comes around you will have ratty looking bulbs sitting in a pot of bare dirt instead of glorious blooms of red and white and pink and candy striped.

#6: Where are all the $*(*@ green extension cords?

#7: It's just not Christmas until the Advent Wreath catches fire.

#8: It is probable, but not possible, that in an alternate universe there are, actually, enough Christmas mugs. But here in this house, no, no there can not, and never will there be, enough Christmas mugs.

#9: The emergence of the Santa Cookie Plate brings great joy. But you cannot eat off it (no, not even cookies, all you weisenheimers. You know who you are.). Because it is, you know, reserved.

#10: Be Honest.  Those little foil wrapped Santas and ornaments, marshmallow snowmen, ribbon candy, etc. are not going to make it until tomorrow.

#11: Who knew fake trees shed just as much as real ones? Especially when you store them shoved in a closet that is too small for it.

#12: The dream of Christmas quilts got as far as buying fabric. Which if I could find again I probably wouldn't like now. Oh wait, I did manage to make pillowcases for two of the four beds. Where are those?

#13: The snowman teapot holds a mouthful of tea and the cookies go stale if you put them in the snowy cottage cookie jar, but they are just so DANG cute!

#14: Our gingerbread houses will never look like the magazine ones. Instead of feeling bad about it, we make up silly scenarios about why it looks like it does: "starving reindeer herd" "avalanche!" "abominable snowman tripped"

Tuesday, July 21, 2015

What Defines Us

I once had someone ask me if we didn't, perhaps, identify too much as the family of a child with special needs?  I remember feeling bewildered. I didn't answer.   How could I answer?   How was I supposed to answer?  I wondered what our life looked like from the outside.  However that was, it probably didn't accurately reflect our reality anyway.   There's a reason parents of kids with special needs tend to hang out together.  Nobody needs to explain anything.  How could we not identify ourselves as the family of a child with special needs?  How on earth would it be possible to do less of it?

We try very, very hard to do things with M. on his own and encourage his own interests.  Sometimes our efforts are more successful than others.  We don't expect him to be responsible for his brother too much in the short term, and while we hope he will want to in the long term, that's not something we dictate to him. (Though I will freely admit that any significant other he brings home will be scrutinized, especially how they interact with P.)  But doesn't his brother's existence, his very twin-hood, define M. to a certain extent?  In the same way that my having nine siblings defines me and my husband's strong Italian heritage defines him, the way we grow up shapes the people we are. To what extent do we define ourselves and to what extent is that definition thrust upon us, either by circumstance or accident or luck?

P. has spent the last 10 days at a local camp that serves children with special needs and those who are economically disadvantaged.  Amazingly, this is his 5th year attending.  That's hard to believe when I think of how we chickened out and decided not to send him at the eleventh hour the first year he was eligible to go. We only agreed to let him go the following year because our amazing friend K. volunteered for the week and was able to send us daily reports.  I remember being amazed at the "veteran" parents who threw a sheet on the bed, kissed their kid on the cheek and left.  They just... left.  We stayed far longer than we should have that first drop-off and M. begged to stay because "who will take care of P?"  For that entire week we didn't dare move very far from the phone in case he was miserable and needed to be picked up right away.  We talked about him constantly.  The second, third and fourth years he attended, P. jumped out of the car when we got to camp.  We felt more comfortable leaving him, though we still cried on the way home.  Still, we ventured farther afield with M. and were able to stop worrying for longer and longer periods of time.

This year P. was excited to go, he started bouncing in his seat when he recognized the road.  But he didn't leap out of the car.  He treated it more like home.  He waved hello to everyone, strolled into his cabin and picked out his bed (top bunk, of course).  After we put the sheet on his mattress, he shooed us away.  He climbed up and set it all up himself -- pillows and blanket and Barney and Blue and Woody and Buzz and water cup just the way and where he wanted them.  When it was time for us to go, he didn't cling even a little bit.  I was happy about it in the moment.  "Look how mature he's getting!" We were different as well. We knew he was in good hands and that he would have a lot of fun. We chatted to the counselors we knew.  But instead of instructions about P. we asked how their year had gone and what were they doing now?  The walk to the car was easier and we didn't cry.  M. had a camp the same day and we had to get him where he needed to be on time. We couldn't dally. It seemed we had matured as well. We had become the parents I marveled at the first year.  We just... left.

Without having to get up for summer school, we all indulged our night owl tendencies and slept in later.  It was very quiet. I felt more successful in my attempts to meditate.  We spent all day gardening or at museums or fossil hunting or visiting Toronto.  We even saw a movie that wasn't animated.  We ate out at restaurants without caring whether pasta was on the menu.  We shopped for furniture without worrying about whose patience was waning.  There were no complicated vitamin regimes to prepare (and consequently, none of us took our vitamins either).  My husband and I each went to events without in-depth discussions of schedules. We didn't think about therapies. I went to work and didn't panic about being home in time for the bus.. No one's bowels were the topic of conversation. No one needed their meat cut or help getting their teeth brushed. I didn't have to translate anyone's communications.  I almost never had to look at someone's clothes before they left the house to make sure everything was on right. We were able to take long showers without making sure someone else was watching to be sure P. didn't wander outside in his underwear or decide to sit in the hot car or eat the entire contents of the cold cut drawer or try to turn on the stove or drape the waiting laundry over the furnace and hot water heater.

That's not to say we didn't miss him.  Of course we did!  When it rained, we worried he wouldn't be able to swim.  And when it was sunny, we worried he was giving the counselors a hard time getting out of the pool.  We hadn't sent as much food with him this year, was he eating most of what they served?  In the past he has gone to the Christmas in July session -- was he wondering where the tree and the decorations were?  Perhaps there was a theme for this session that we should have known about and talked up.  I noticed that M. was sleeping in his brother's bed.  He didn't want to do some of the things we suggested because he wanted P. to do them too.  He invented a new game that he couldn't wait to show his brother how to play. The large hole in the day was more than just P.'s absence.  I found myself constantly analyzing thoughts and emotions. What exactly was different this time?  And why was it different?

And then as we were in the kitchen last night, making P.'s favorite pasta salad for his welcome home meal and talking about what time we had to leave this morning, my husband hit the nail on the head.  "This week has been too easy.  It feels wrong somehow."  With just M. to worry about, everything was easy.  Had we been experiencing life as a "typical" family?  Is this what family life feels like for most people?   That's not good or bad, just something we have never experienced. It felt like we were coasting through life. If we had this existence all the time, we might forget to be grateful. We might forget to strive for someone other than ourselves. We might forget to be cheerleaders. We might forget to be who we are.

As I am typing this, the television is blaring, and the rhythm of lots of little figures being dumped out of their bucket and put back in resounds through the house.  I've had to negotiate snacks and supervise wiping and cut up meat.  At least ten times, I have said "Leave your brother alone!"  I've packed the backpack for school tomorrow and made sure the speech device is charged and that we have lunch supplies ready.  I have washed all the bedding so that Barney and Blue and Buzz and Woody can go back to their normal places.  The vitamins are laid out.  Everyone is where they should be and everything is once again as it should be in our world.  And to my mixed feelings of gladness and regret, P. has signed "more" and said "more camp" and "go camp" several times since we arrived home.  He is trying to get used to the normal routine again too.

This year, camp gave us a taste of what life might be like when M. and P. don't need us on a daily basis. Children grow up and move on and parents learn to redefine themselves in the wake of those milestones. We expect our typical children to do that.  We're proud of them when they do.  But our children with special needs?  We set up trusts and we arrange for guardianship and we put them on a waiting list for an independent living situation when they're 11 because those lists are so very long.  We never talk about our fears that it might never happen. And maybe if we're totally honest, we're equally afraid that it will.  And yet our children mature and grow just as others do.  They become more independent in their own ways and eventually they begin to build a life away from us, even if only an internal one.  Even if it is inch by inch over a long period of time.  Sometimes it begins with the return to a place they feel at home in, with people they feel safe with.  And we have to let them do it.  Even when it's hard.  Especially when it's hardest on us.

I am the parent of a child with special needs.  That role does define me. I am the parent of a typical child. I am the parent of twins.  Those roles define me as well. But now, maybe, as time goes on... I see that other things, some long-forgotten, and some new, can define me as well.  And I will need to sit in the noise with these thoughts until I become used to them.

Friday, July 10, 2015

Dear Menopause

We are through!  Through, I tell you!

We've known each other, what?  8 years now?  I admit, I wasn't on board with our relationship in the beginning.  You pursued me more than I thought seemly.  But you wore me down and it was just easier to give in.  Fine, I said, we can hang out sometimes, just don't crowd me, give me my space.  Then just when I was getting used to  having you around, you went off on this massive game of hide-and-seek and disappeared for 11 months.  Then you came back all raging and crazy and acted like it was MY fault because I told you to get lost just that one time. I still haven't really forgiven you for that.  

Yes, there have been tears and bitchy fights and some anger management issues.  It totally was too your fault.  It was!  Let's not have that argument again, ok?  Ok.  Overall, I've tried to maintain a relatively cordial relationship and just kind of try to live in a peaceful coexistence with you. Which has not been easy with the crap you have pulled.  Oh, really?  You are soooo not the innocent party here.  I'm not getting drawn in to your drama anymore.  I'm just trying to deflect all your negative energy and move on with my life over here.  Those hot flashes that have gone on for way longer than you promised?   I like not having to carry a sweater everywhere.  The newly sparse eyebrows?  Not having to tweeze everyday gives me 10 more minutes of free time.  Then you hit me with the chin and neck hairs.  Ok, I can deal, the Tweezermans are still in the top drawer.  The never-shrinking muffin top?  Empire tops are all in style now.  Just yesterday there was a really good sale.  Then there's the freakiness of my neck, what about that, huh?  Nora Ephron tried to warn me about you.  But did I listen?  And the saggy upper eyelids?  I can live with those, my glasses hide the worst of it.   The crepey skin on my hands?  You're not my only friend.  Moisturizer likes me too, you know.   How about the grey hairs that are totally a different texture than the rest of the hair on my head?    I rock the short hair.  The forgetfulness?  Why do you think they invented post-it notes, huh?  The sleepiness?  Well, I've always liked sleeping.  Sleeping is one of my talents!  Forgot about that, didn't you?  Proof that you don't really listen when I talk.  So, you counter with insomnia?  There's... I... Just...  You are SUCH a bitch!  Yeah, don't act like some of this has nothing to do with you.  It does.  Who let Aging in?  You two are like bosom buddies.  I told you no sleepovers, didn't I?  If anyone's gonna sleep around here, sweetie, it's gonna be me.  But no.  You had to have a buddy.  I go away for a weekend and you have a party and now we're all sharing closets.  Own that one, honey.

But this latest stunt?  You have gone too far this time.  I am done.  Done.  I mean it this time.  Pack your bags and be gone by morning.  Nose hairs.  There's the line.  I am drawing the line.  Right there.  I AM DRAWING THE LINE, DO YOU HEAR?

Love, Me.

Sunday, February 15, 2015

13 Things About You at Age Thirteen

Teenagers!  Yikes!

  1.  You got Warhammer for Christmas and are enjoying the process of putting together your army.  You are thinking about paint colors and figuring out the rules of the game.
  2. Your favorite meal right now is fake chicken.  You're still not crazy about vegetables.
  3. You are very interested in healthy eating and I often find you replacing things in the grocery cart (and we eat pretty healthy already!)
  4. You like to try unusual drinks, like Birch Water (sap from birch trees) or things with vinegar in them.
  5. You still love archery.
  6. The family near-sightedness has appeared.  Your glasses will be ready this week.
  7. You want to be in charge of the garden this year.  Maybe that way it will actually happen.
  8. You like your hair a little bit longer.
  9. Your favorite shirts are the ones with the hoods.
  10. Your favorite movies right now are The Hobbit (all of them) and The Secret Life of Walter Mitty.
  11. You love to sneak up on us ninja style.
  12. You are still a night owl.
  13. We like to watch baking shows together.  The current favorite is the Great British Baking Show.

  1. Swimming is still your best thing.
  2. Your favorite Christmas gift was Wiggles DVDs.
  3. You are a pro at using the iPad.
  4. Spaghetti or any kind of pasta is still your favorite meal.
  5. Your favorite shirts are the ones with stripes.
  6. You like your hair a little bit shorter.
  7. You love to set the table and you like it when we have dinner by candlelight.
  8. Every morning I scrub your face and then realize your face is not dirty, you have the start of a mustache.  Eek!
  9. You are still a lark.
  10. You like to go grocery shopping, especially at BJ's.  
  11. You still love hats and wear one every day.  The current favorite is a black top hat.  But I think this plaid one you got for your birthday might replace it.
  12. The physical therapist at school says you love the exercise bike and the treadmill.  She has to make you get off!  We were very surprised to hear this.
  13. You love to take photos.  Of what you are watching on television, of things in the refrigerator, of us, sometimes even yourself in the mirror.  And you take a lot of them, you can fill up a memory card in a few minutes.  I keep the really good ones.

Owl Always Love You

Progress  on the needlework goals!  This little bellpull is for sweet baby D.  She's almost 4 months old so I think it totally counts as a new baby present.  Her room is all woodland animals so these sweet owls really jumped out at me.  And her mom said it arrived in the mail so now it's safe to show a photo :-D  Whoooo else may be getting a stitched gift this year?  Wait and see!

Friday, January 9, 2015

A Series of Haikus Celebrating Winter

Today is our first real snow day:-D

whisper in the dark
snuggle down in soft blankets
yay no school today
hate this itchy hat
and these gloves are too awful
Mom do I have to
cold air fills my lungs
makes my cheeks red and my nose run
sun fools me, not warm
my shovel lifting
sparkly frozen arcs of ice
pavement hides below
back into the warmth
smell of bacon makes me happy
now for the fun part
cousins will come
to build a massive snowman
or maybe a fort
snowball fight breaks out
oh! icy cold down my neck
that's not very nice
hot cocoa after
with the big marshmallows please
and whipped cream too?
socks and snowpants in
the dryer tumbling round get
ready for round two