Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Stuff My Mom Said A Lot

  • Remember! (meaning don't do anything you're not supposed to)
  • You're cruisin' for a bruisin'
  • Knock it off!
  • Hob Dobbins
  • If I make it, you have to eat it
  • We're the only sane ones
  • there's always room for one more
  • Jesus, Mary & Joooowwseph
  • who touched my curtains?
  • I only want the best
  • I love you

Stuff My Dad Said A Lot

  • You make a better door than a window.
  • When have to is your master you can do a lot of things.
  • Pick up everything that doesn't grow.
  • It's not cold, it's just a little cool.
  • Now son... (even to the girls)
  • Put one foot on the floor.
  • Want some poultry seasoning on that?
  • Lovely girl, married her twice, wouldn't do it again.
  • You're my best girl. (to whichever daughter was in the room at the time)
  • A man could drown in those eyes.
  • If you name a baby Harold, I'll haunt you. That's an old man's name.
  • This'll do.
  • Want to go on an adventure?
  • Your mother'll kill me if she finds out I let you... (but of course she already knew and didn't!)
  • This is Mother's Goulash Number X (different number every time).
  • You Snooze, You Lose!
  • Smoke 'em if you've got 'em
  • Jesus H. Christ
  • What am I gonna do with you?
  • What page are you on?

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Life With Boys II

When is a smoke/CO alarm not real? When it is the toy metal detector!