Doesn't Smell New, But Looks Pretty Good

Today I decided to clean out the car. Here's what I found:

• 1.5 plastic easter eggs (1 purple, 1/2 green)
• a metal monkey bookmark
• a broken pirate eyepatch
• 1 red wool headband
• a baggie of crushed Lucky Charms cereal (no marshmallows)
• 1 plastic thingamajig
• 4 rocks
• 10 books (2 Halloween theme)
• 4 coloring books (2 Christmas theme)
• 31 crayons (26 whole, 5 broken)
• 1 colored pencil (yellow)
• 1 cardboard tag that says "Rush" (what or to where I have no idea)
• 6 bank envelopes (empty)
• 4 raisin boxes (also empty)
• at least half a box of petrified raisins scattered all over
• 3 torn paper chef's hats from Ted's Hot Dogs
• 3 donut bags (empty; 2 Tim Hortons, 1 Dunkin Donuts)
• many many sprinkles from said donuts
• 2 ATM receipts
• 3 errand lists
• 2 shopping lists
• lots of used tissues
• a bottle of eyeglass cleaner
• 3 petrified french fries (we haven't eaten these in the car in I don't remember when. Other than the dust they looked a lot like they do when you buy them. That right there is probably reason enough to stop eating them)
• 2 blankets
• a box of emergency stuff (jumper cables, flares, etc.)
• a box containing wipes, the harnesses & cup holders from the booster seats, portable potty liners, and a first aid kit)
• the diaper bag (doesn't get daily use anymore but still good to have in case of emergencies)
• 2 kid winter gloves (not matching)
• 1 pair kid mittens (matching)
• 3 baseball hats (1 adult, 2 child - too small now)
• 1 winter coat (adult)
• 1 windbreaker (adult)
• 1 tobaggan
• 1 tote bag of swim gear
• a bag of gummy worms (empty)
• 4 toy cars
• 2 kaleidoscopes
• 1 bendy plastic cat
• 1 plastic princess ring (pink)
• 2 plastic knights and thier matching horses
• 1 transformer
• 2 toy phones
• 2 toy alphabet games
• 2 drawing boards
• 1 tic-tac-toe game
• 1 broken happy meal toy
• 1 winter scarf (child)
• 1/2 box of tissues (clean)
• my sunglasses
• my wireless headset
• 3 pens (2 blue, 1 red)
• the snowbrush
• 1 flashlight (still in package)
• $2 in change ($1.45 that I spent later, .30 that I sucked up in the vacuum and .25 that I can see but can't get out)

What's in your car?